Hello, boys and girls!
This just in: DeathMetalMommy is changing it up. I will be starting a new blog soon. That means that there will be no more new posts on this one. I know, I know, but don't cry for me, Argentina. I will post a link to the new URL as soon as it is created and there will be a link to this blog on the new one. That way, you won't miss a single moment of hilarity.
Details as they develop.